Rec contr' Amor non es guirens lai on sos poclers, s'autra.

"Well, from my very careful analysis of your answers, I would say you are class 16A(iii-I) personality, or what the Jungians classify as the "Spinning Toy Top" - an extraverted introvert that spins and bounces into the middle of any situation, careening round and round apparently randomly yet tracing an intricate path, until abruptly running out of momentum and falling over."

Best description of me ever.

ever.

A.

This is the email that I got from my mom today. It's not a forward, it's not a joke, it's an honest-to-goodness email that my mom sent out. She went to the dentist yesterday, and he said that she had an abscess on/under/near a tooth, so today, I get this in my email:

"Abscess - see this word – if you had 2 you would have abscesses, now if it were 2 and belonged to someone else it would be abscesses’s but to prevent the snake hissing sound or a lisp sound they make you spell it abscesses’ . Tell me why they had to put a c in there. Probably the guy who was making up words that day did not have a chance to use the letter c, so whamo - come hell or high water I’m putting a c in a word today he thought. It was late and so he did not have time to think up a new word because his boss was on his butt about overtime. End of story."

Is it any wonder that I'm a little weird?

A.