Rec contr' Amor non es guirens lai on sos poclers, s'autra.

I have a car!

Well, for today I have a car. I have an eye doctor's appointment tomorrow out in Kemptville, so my sister drove me out this afternoon, and I've borrowed my mom's car.

I'll still bus to work tomorrow, as the bus fare is cheaper than parking a car at Tunney's, even for 2 hours. My appointment isn't until the afternoon, so I have plenty of time to get home, eat, then drive out.

Have I mentioned that I hate driving? Hate it with a passion. I'm fine on country/back roads, or even the 416. But the Queensway? Just shoot all the other drivers please. There's no need to go 80 Km in the middle lane. There's no need to go 254392746502 Km in the slow lane. Drives. Me. Nuts. haha.

Oh, also, hair's on the chopping block tomorrow. I'll try to get a few "before" pictures, so that there's something to compare to.

A.

To the asshat driver this morning who tried to run me down:

Don't fucking tell me to calm down. I'll calm down when you get out of your fucking car, and stand in front of it, while I sit in the driver's seat and try to run you over.

Looking both ways applies to drivers as much as it does to pedestrians. Just because there are no cars coming doesn't mean that there are no pedestrians coming the opposite way. And if a pedestrian happens to be crossing the street, and is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR, you don't start to accelerate.

You.can't.drive. Don't blame me for your sheer fucking stupidity. You weren't looking. At all. Even as you started to pull onto Bank Street, you did not ONCE looking to see if there was anything coming in the other direction. And that's why you nearly hit me.

And you WOULD HAVE HIT ME IF I HADN'T JUMPED ONTO THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR. Trust me, you would have had it a lot worse if you had, indeed, hit me. Because then I would have called 911, and made them charge you with reckless endangerment and reckless driving, along with "sheer asshated stupidity" which should be a chragable offense, if you ask me.

Fucking asshat.